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Juri doesn't have bishounen envy. Bishounen have Juri envy.
His arm is bleeding! He needs therapy!
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"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. "
- Oscar Wilde
AND I MEAN BOTH THE PICTURE AND THE VIDEO.
YOU ARE SO GREAT!
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"The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation." - Deadpool
Love the picture too!
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Victoria Misselthwait
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"I told him that I felt obliged as a Christian to warn him to commend his soul to God, 'since I am about to bury you here, alive or dead; and if you prove the stronger, you will bury me. You can escape if you wish to, I shall not pursue you." - Casanova
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Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth-bound misfit...
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Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer.
Oscar Wilde
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not to be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
H.D. Thoreau
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